Have a Good Laugh

Everyone loves a good joke so here are some new jokes about ho to tell if you have a gambling problem. I hope you enjoy them. Please remember gambling is a serious problem but these are just jokes.

SIGNS YOU HAVE GAMBLING FEVER
You help your four-year-old learn math by teaching her to count cards When your addiction counselor says he thinks "the odds are good" that you will beat your gambling problem, you see it as a reason to immediately call your bookie You lose your wife in a poker game; you lose your mistress going double-or-nothing; and now they refuse to let you bet your hooker

Do Not Lie
Tony, had a serious gambling problem, every time he came home his wife would ask him how much money he lost at the casino. Then one night, Tony didn,t come home at all. Finally he arrived home at 9 AM. His wife was furious at him. Tony smiled at her and said, "I have something to confess, I was at the bar last night, got drunk, and went home with the barmaid. We had the most incredible sex ever." "Don't give me that rubbish" his wife snapped. "Come on; tell me, how much did you lose last night".